Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Sunday, August 28, 2011

What Is Going One With Sarah Jessica Parker's Arms?!?!


NOPE! Me no likey.....

Seriously. WTF, is going on here? Sarah Jessica Parker decided that she wanted to channel Madonna yesterday when she was seen leaving her New York City home on Friday baring her scary arms.

I'm all for keeping in shape and having toned arms, but this is damn right creepy looking!

Right, Dancers??? SPEAK TO ME!!!

Images: Fame

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Lingerie For Little Girls?!?!?!?


WHOA! This is a bit much!

French lingerie company Jours Après Lunes produced a lingerie line for little girl, Dancers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITTLE.GIRLS.!!!!
It basically looks like lingerie–with maybe a tad more coverage–and would be totally okay for adults to wear but Jours Après Lunes is producing this stuff for girls ages 4-12 (the “loungerie” for the 3 month – 36 month age range is actually age-appropriate and cute, thankfully), so that mother and daughter can match. According to the site, the designer has a long background in designing lingerie (for grown ups) and she’s designed a “femme” collection for the over-tween set.
It's pretty obvious that the French aren't as sensitive as Americans are when it comes to children and sexuality.

More flix of the ad campaign under the break....




MY HEAVENS! Couldn't be MY CHILD, but whatevs....

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Friday, July 29, 2011

Souljah Boy Spent HOW MUCH On A Private Jet?!?!


Listen. I'm not in the business of counting people's money (I'm lying! But I digress.), but what type of bullshyt is this!?

So what does a successful "rapper" (peep the quotation marks) get himself for his 21st birthday, because CLEARLY he isn't aware that we're is in a recession?!

A $55 MILLION G5 jet!!! 

Ummmmmm, I don't know about yall, but I wasn't aware that this fool even had that much money *shrug*. And another thing. What do you need a jet for? What concerts have you booked lately that makes it necessary for you to fly here and there? Don't worry.....I'll wait.

According to TMZ, "The jet cost $35 mil ... but that's just the beginning. We're told the birthday boy is dropping an additional $20 million to pimp out his ride with all sorts of cool stuff ... like 12 custom Italian leather seats, flat screen TVs, 4 liquor bars, a special travertine tiled floor, and Brazilian hardwood cabinets. We're told S.B. is also gutting the in-flight lavatory -- and replacing it with a giant, LUXURIOUS bathroom. Oh, he's also giving the jet a custom paint job ... to include his logo.

IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He'll regret this purchase when his azz is 30, and not one on the planet earth wants to "Superman That Hoe" anymore. Wait. No one wants to do that now.....

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Ummmmm...A Casey Anthony Halloween Mask?


UGH!!! Not a fan....

This Casey Anthony Halloween mask has been unveiled on EBay, and as of right now it is going for around $500. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Would you be caught "dead" wearing this latex mask for Halloween?

Oh, and FYI....when the OJ Simpson trial wrapped, they had a mask that bared his likeness that was a best seller during Halloween.

Disgusting!



Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...


.....Crystal Harris (Hugh Hefner's ex-fiance).
Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds." "Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry." She adds that they had sex just once. "He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."
Ummmmmmm, not that I'm surprised by this tidbit, but this BITCH has no class! UGH! Keep that info to yourself...PLEASE!

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Ummmmm, Yea.....


I'm convinced that every time Kanye West sees a pic of Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa involved in shenanigans like this, he thinks to himself, "What was I thinking" and pulls a Ramona:


*walks away*


Friday, July 8, 2011

Khia Disses The Industry By Using Her "ABC's"



And by the industry, I mean Khia is attacking everybody from Debra Lee, Kim Zolciak, Beyonce, Amber Rose and MORE!!!! 

WHERE IS HERE MOTHER?!?!?!?!? No...seriously.

Peep some of her attacks under the break.....



Letter A- Amber Rose: Imma show this bitch a little love cuz she from Philly bald headed and all….She cute!!!! I aint gone judge the hoe because we all know she been on a strippa pole since she was 5 years old, suckin clits since 12, and decided to TRICK and SUCK every nigga in the game and all of a sudden wanna be a model at 35…… Get Money Biiiiiitch!!!!! But I am gone roast at the fact that she leaked photos on the internet of that MILE loooooong, 18wheeler, turned to the SIDE ass pussy with her DUMB ass and lost ALL of the MONEY! It didn’t work for KATRINA HARBOR and its NOT gone work for YOU!!!!! Someone stole your computer, someone stole her phone……Heard it all before!!!! Chile boooo…Stick to what ya know……….Trickin, strippin and suckin dick and pussy lips…..Get money biiiiiitch!!!!!

Letter B- Beyoncé: Fuck this hoe………Can Kelly Rowland make a little bit of MONEY???? We all seen Kelly on the EBT Card Awards shut that shit down and here you come making Jay Z call in all of his favors to put you on the TV screen with that TIRED, THROUGH and DELAYED performance. We all could have passed on that! Imma fan true enough, but we really sick of looking at you! Give Solange a chance or give your husband Jay Z some children cuz he getting ole as Methuselah and his time is running OUT!! Who runs the world? Girls…..Girls!

Letter I-Ice T and Coco: So when did we start giving pimps and hoes a show??????? Now Ice T you know it aint no Coco in that street walker, it should’ve been Ice T and Vanilla Ice Cream silicone overdose! Naw better yet, Dusty Rhodes and Baby Doll from the ole school WWF! Somebody explain to me how all these crack heads is getting TV shows and all we see is bitches going to rehab! We done seen all this bullshit before and the Queen still aint got no show yet? Raise your hands if you ready for the real!

Letter J-Jamie Fox: Do you really like showing dick or is you ready to dress like Wanda fulltime? The Drag Queen’s loved what they saw…….Hollywood does change a nigga?
You know better with ya ole ass…….They should’ve never gave you niggas camera phones!!!!!! Don’t no real niggas take pics of their dick with they camera phone. At least Eddie Long had on a tight T and bicycle spandex. Yall suga sweet ass niggas just letting it all hang out!!!!!!!

Letter O-Oprah Winfrey and Chad Ochocinco: Shout out to Ms. Oprah Winfrey for getting your OWN network…….Get Money Bitch!!!! Imma field nigga, she a house nigga…..Heyyyy!!!! On another note, Chad Ochocinco I know you not thinking about dropping your good SKEET in a cup for that hoe Evelyn? She aint did a damn thang but suck a good dick and sold a few souls and now yall her biggest fan……Puppets and ventriloquist! Eat glass hoe and I hope Tammi and Royce draaaags that ass Florida style….Biiiiitch! Ocho, Imma let you slide cuz I know you’s an attention hoe and change hoes like you change your name. You just doing this fuck shit for a little bit of promotion. So if you ever find a team that ever wants to keep you, send a bitch some season tickets!

Letter R-Rick Ross: Is you really selling dope on your IPhone?????? I did see you at the Tupac center but I am not sure if you were just there to promote that tired ass single or there to support Queen Affine and the children because all the money you claim you got, I didn’t see you cut no check…..I’m a little sick of you talking about dope and fucking bitches in the ass on all your songs! Listen ladies, a straight man would not want to violate your ass, bypassing all that good pussy to go straight to the asshole…… I got a problem with that!!!!! Ass is ass…..If you try one, you tried them all!!!! Once again, boy pussy it is….Cocaine is a powerful drug!

Letter T-Tiny and Toya: Toya, congrats on getting married dropping the last name “Carter” because Weezy already told me that I’m wearing it now!!!! As for Tiny, your husband should be on his way home so you aint got to worry bout getting caught for putting them dirty hands underneath the table! Next time, think about that shit first because your children have to hear about that shit when they go to school!

Letter W-Weezy and Wakaflocka: Yall know I loves my husband Weeezy and I sips Louweeezyanne tea daily but this new Weezy, I just don’t understand but I aint gone give up on him, I’m just gone continue to pray!!!Young money… Biiiiiiitch!!!!! Waka and that little ass peeeeeter Ad….The hood is laughing at you!!!!! I’m gone respect the fact that you showing love to the animals but that body aint wassup!!! Dennis Rodman’s ad looked better……That queen gave you body!!!!!! Stay tuned for mine…….Coming this fall!!!!!!!!!!

Letter Z-Kim Zolciak: Kim you finally dropped Big Poppa like a bad habit because he couldn’t keep the rent and lights on at Shannon Mall in Union City! We all knew that you’s a gold digging, money hungry ass whore with no talent! Kandi wrote you a national hit and you couldn’t even perform it live because you were too busy trying to keep that synthetic wig in place that Derrick been sewing and stitching for years. It’s funny how Kandi can write everybody else a hit…Oops, well enough of that and back to the subject at hand. You finally struck gold with that young and tender football player after knowing him for only 90 days; you hit a home run with his first born son!!! Get money bitch………
To read the FULL FOOLISHNESS, click here. You've been warned.....*runs and hides for the WHOLE black race!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Dallas Cowboys Star Roy Williams Suing Ex-Girlfriend Over Engagement Ring


Ha! I find this story quite comical!

So apparently Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams has found himself in quite the pickle when he proposed to his girlfriend of 1 year, Miss Texas USA 2009 Brooke Daniels

He reportedly mailed a $76K engagement ring to Daniels (YES, MAILED!!! Huh?) along with a recorded marriage proposal, $5,000 for school and dental bills and a baseball for her brother. But here is the kicker.....She rejected the proposal and has not returned the ring.

HAHAHAHA! How embarrassing!

Right now, Daniels' father and co-defendant - Michael Daniels - is in possession of the ring and plans to return it to Williams to avoid legal problems.

Williams filed the lawsuit June 30 in state district court in Odessa.

SMH! First and foremost, you get a severe *side-eye* for mailing an engagement ring with a recorded message. Ummmmmm, WHO DOES THAT? Idiots....that who!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Brace Yourselves.....Janice Dickinson In A Bikini

 

Isn't this illegal? Aren't there laws written against this foolishness? Well if it isn't, I need to get on the horn with my local congressman/woman and make this happen!

"The World's First Supermodel (her words not mine)" Janice Dickinson shows off her beach "body" in a skimpy red bikini in Malibu, CA over the weekend.

WHEW!!!! I need Visine....

Images: FlynetPictures


Monday, June 13, 2011

Soulja Boy Is Just As Ignorant As I Thought He Was....Goes AWWWWF On Facebook


I usually don't Post on people like this fool Soulja Boy, but this time I couldn't help myself!

Apparently this kid is sooooooooooooooo upset that people talk crap about him on Facebook (you're an artist/public figure....get over it!), that he decided to go off on a serious rant against his "haters" (are they haters if they're telling the truth? just asking.....). 

But the funny thing about this rant is he is doing EXACTLY what he accuses these people of doing, and sounding QUITE ignorant in the process.

Who is raising these children? Look under the break for this foolishness.....



"WHO THE fuck "likes" an artist on facebook who they dont LIKE. DUMB ASS"
"If you dont like ME or my music UNLIKE the page and let the people who do enjoy their artist giving updates and music out. shit getting out of hand now. GTFOH you stalkers"
"how can you say "i hate you" blah blah blah. when you are on my page that doesnt make any sense! it sounds crazy you are stalking a person who you dont like WTF kinda sh*t is that. no life having bitches"
"haters are so fucking stupid! "i dont like soulja boy so im gonna like his facebook and wait till he post a video to be the 1st one to comment" n***a get the fuck out of here go get some pussy and stop being a lame"
"pussy ass white boys make me sick man. LET A BLACK MAN SHINE AND DO SOMETHING POSITIVE!!! DAMN YALL ALREADY GOT MONEY AND LIVING RIGHT STOP HOLDING US BLACK PEOPLE DOWN TRYING TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH THEIR LIVES! YALL BEEN fuckING WITH US SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. if I don't like a artist im not going to like their facebook and talk to them. use common sense and stop being stupid."
"IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG!! fuck THEM MAN ON GOD!! fu*k THEM FOR LIKING A BLACK MANS FACEBOOK JUST TO TALK shit!! fuck RACIST I HATE YOU"
"Maybe I finally said the right shit to get these racist to unlike my page. Fans i'm sorry you had to read this. but we must take a stand. they WILL not treat us like this any longer. I dont give a fuck."
"I'm gonna keep talking sh*t to these white f*ggots until they unlike my page. fucking weirdo stalkers!"
"just unlike my page and shut the fuck up. let my fans enjoy me. All young black people dont let these faggots discourage you from your dreams! you can be anything you want! DESPITE them always trying to hold us down and talk shit! WE ARE GREAT"
"if you are saying "soulja i dont like u now" i dont give a fuck i dont want u on my page anyway. I am going to speak my mind forever. and if something is not right ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! I can't help it i'm a real person with feelings. fuck a hater. and fuck a racist. out."
His mother must be soooooooo proud! How phuckin' idiotic!

Besides the fact that he continuously drops the F-bomb, he categorizes all white people as racists! SMH.....

I quit....

Thursday, April 28, 2011

What On God's Green Earth Is This?!?!?!?!?

 

I have no words.....

According to NecoleBitchie, NBA star Shaquille O'Neal and girlfriend, reality star Hoopz "left Boston reporters in amazement as they worked out together during an upcoming segment on WCVB in Boston."

Ya know, for all of this...I expect Shaq to be suited and ready to play for BOSTON in the playoffs ASAP! WTF?!?!?!?

But a better question that I would like to pose is, WHY?

KE$HA Pulled A Donald Trump!


And by Donald Trump, I mean that GOD-AWFUL comb over....WTF? Who told her this look was Hot In The Streetz?!?!?

Pop star KE$HA showed up to present an award at the 28th Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards (which celebrates song-writing) looking like THIS! Along with Jim Jones, she always looks like she is in dire need of water and soap...am I lying?!?!?

More WRETCHED-ness under the break.....


 
 I give her an A for effort.....
 

Good thing I LIIIIVE for this girl's music.....

Images: Getty Images