Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Have A Date Night!

Lookin' good, Yessica!!!

New Mom (again) Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren decided to leave their children at home and engage in a little one on one time by having a sushi date night yesterday.

The couple dined at popular sushi restaurant Matsuhisa in West Hollywood, and it appears Jessica is already trimming down a bit (or is it the black? that will fool ya every time!).

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Coupled Up!

 Look at my gal lookin' all FAB! Nicole Richie and hubby Joel Madden at a Band of Outsiders and Net-a-Porter bash Wednesday at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. 

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 Well what do we have here? Jim Carrey, what say you??? So are Emma Stone and Spiderman's Andrew Garfield a couple? The two were spotted exiting Nobu restaurant following an evening dinner date.

 Jessica Simpson and fiance Eric Johnson say goodbye to their Mexican vacation departing the San Jose del Cabo International Airport

 Alright Madonna! Now THIS is how she stays young, for those that wanna know....

 Hilary Swank and this body of hers...WHEW! Hilary Swank stroll hand-in-hand with beau John Campisi during the couple's Hawaiian vacation in Kauai.

 Yep...still don't see the fascination with her! Pippa Middleton and her beau, banker Alex Loudon hit the town in London last night!

Kim K and her boo-boo, Shrek, continue on with their Italian mini-honeymoon by enjoying a dinner date yesterday!

Boris Kodjoe and his wife Nicole Ari Parker hugged up in Los Angeles. Pretty MOFOs....

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Coupled Up: Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth

Young love.....awwwwww! *MAYJAH sarcasm* It's all good for now (I'm such a pessimist *shrug*).

Miley Cyrus and her boo-boo, actor Liam Hemsworth were spotted hitting up a local sushi eatery in the Valley yesterday. Of course they were all hugged up, because ya know...that's what young people do when they're in love. Horny bastards.....

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Liam: "Wanna go back to the crib so I can hit them skins?" Miley: "But of course!"

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Separation...WHAT SEPARATION? Will And Jada Smile For The Paps!

And in true Hollywood fashion, what does a couple do when they've been riddled with break-up rumors for the past couple of days? Of course they're seen in PUBLIC together smiling a away.

Cute nonetheless.....

Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith are determined to shake off those separation rumors as the couple was spotted hamming it up for the paps while out in Malibu, CA on Wednesday. The happy duo grabbed brunch at Bob Morris' Beach Cafe before shopping at the Malibu Colony Company.

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Coupled Up: Khloe/Lamar And Eva/Eduardo!

First and foremost, Khloe TAKE THAT HOOD OFF OF YOUR HEAD!!!

It was date night for Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom, along with Eva Longoria and her new beau Eduardo Cruz (Penelope Cruz's brother).

The foursome dined together at Madeo Restaurant last night in Hollywood, CA, where a few days prior they were all together for Kim Kardashian's wedding. 

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Lamar is such a gentlemen! He just loves her....

Eduardo is FINE!

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Kim And Kris Head Out For A 'Quick' Honeymoon

There they are....Mr. and Mrs. Kardashian, uh I mean...Humphries! Well aren't they cute.....

After having a whirlwind romance and an equally grandiose wedding (read: gaudy and over-the-top), Kim Kardashian and her new husband Kris Humphries (read: the human Shrek) were spotted making their way at LAX Airport in Los Angeles, CA headed to Europe for a quick honeymoon.

Why quick you may ask? But of course Kimmie won't let a thing like her WEDDING stop her from making her MILLIONS. She has to be back in New York later in the week to film the second season of Kim & Kourtney Take New York.

WORK WORK WORK! I'm not mad...

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JESUS!!!

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Oh, Snooki....

I SWEAR SWEAR SWEAR....I love this girl, but this is NOT what's hot in the streetz. NOPE!

Jersey Shore's own Snooki hosted a party at Wet Republic Ultra Pool at MGM Grand in Vegas over the weekend, and this is what they paid for.

Ummmmmm, I've got nothing else.

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 *long, hard sigh*

 Is that Snooki's boyfriend or Verne Troyer???

What is sex like for them???

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Kat Von D And Jesse James' Engagement Is BACK ON!

Ut Oh, spoke to soon!I wish these two would make up their minds....

Via People:

Kat Von D may no longer have her show, but she's back with her man. Even as TLC announced the cancellation of LA Ink, Von D and Jesse James – who had called off their engagement last month – posted on Twitter separate photos of themselves locked in embraces. James went a step further and added the caption, "para siempre" – Spanish for "forever." In an interview with PEOPLE, James made it official. The engagement is back on, and Von D is once again wearing her ring. "Sometimes you are only given one chance in life," he says. "It was up to me to open my eyes and see it. That girl is my chance. I will never stop fighting and striving to hold on to her. Showing her how special she is, and how much I love her."

Somebody PLEASE issue me a BARF BAG! Enough with the dramatics, people.

And now these Tattooed GAWWDS can live happily ever after....

This Is What Heidi Klum Is Privileged To Lay Next To At Night

And we wonder why she has been pregnant EVERY YEAR since they've married. The BLACK SCHLOOONG. It will do it every time (So I've heard...).

Heidi Klum continues her vacay on the beach in Porto Cervio, Sardinia, Italy today with her Mandingo of a man, Seal, and her children. 

The two were super affectionate towards one another, as they always are. In all honesty, I think they are adorable! The love seems authentic between the two.

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Spotted: Madonna, Her Children And New Boyfriend!

First and foremost, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA! The iconic entertainer turns 53 today (WHEW! WERK, doll!) and she was spotted at London's Heathrow airport with her children and 24 (YES...24) year old tenderoni, dancer Brahim Zaibat. Oh, and he's 'brown'...alright now!

I get it, Madge! You date young to stay young, eh? I'm not mad! Sheeeeet. You're probably teaching HIM a few things....

Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Reunited

But why? Hmmmmmm

TMZ has photos (CLICK HERE) of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony reunited today, and the two seem to be keeping it cordial. That's always good!

As for why the couple met up, Marc's rep reported that he was on the East Coast visiting his children.

Oh. Ok.

We all know how seeing your soon to be ex can rekindle old flames. Lock "it" down JLo. Don't give up the goods. BE STRONG.

PS - Ummmmm, I don't see any kids??

Coupled Up: Chris Brown And Girlfriend Karrueche

These two are still going strong, eh? I'm not mad. Whatever works.

Chris Brown was spotted with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran making their way through LAX Airport in Los Angeles, California last night. 

The two appeared to be quite affectionate toward each other as they stood in line to airport security.

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 Damn Chris...wait for the girl!

 

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Kim Kardashian Takes Fiance To Visit Dad's Grave Site

Seriously. Do the cameras HAVE to be there? Isn't this supposed to be a special moment between them? Is nothing off-camera? *sigh* And they wonder why people say that everything they do is contrived. Life in Hollywood....I guess.

Kim Kardashian shared what was supposed to be a special moment with her soon to be husband Kris Humphries by visiting the Inglewood Cemetery grave site of her late father, attorney/businessman Robert Kardashian. 

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