Kim Kardashian's PEOPLE Magazine Cover Revealed!

Ummmmmmm, where is her "husband"? Not that I give a phuck anyway (let's be honest....I would rather see Kim on the cover), but STILL! Kris, take notes....this is how your life will be until the divorce. Get ready....

People magazine has unveiled their highly anticipated cover featuring Kim Kardashian and ALL the details of her "wedding of the year" (I REPEAT: their words, not mine).

"It was like we were in heaven," Kardashian tells this week's PEOPLE in a cover story with an exclusive wedding photo album. Adds Humphries: "I'm going to remember how perfect it was."

Ummmm, did anyone ask you to speak Kris? I didn't think so....

According to Kim's wedding planner Sharon Sacks (who also planned Khloe's wedding):

"Kim loves black and white and so does Kris. They have this Hollywood royalty feeling and the black and white represented formality. But tradition was very important to them."

Of her big day, Kim says she "felt like a princess." And adds, "Glam aside, that wasn’t our main goal. It was really about our family and each other.” 

GIRL, cut the shyt! Who are you kidding? We, the public, are NOT 'Boo-Boo, The Fools'.

Oh yeah, CONGRATS again.....