(UPDATED) LIES LIES LIES LIES!!!!! Will And Jada Pinkett Smith Separate?!?!?

I.DON'T.BELIEVE.THIS.SHYT.FOR.ONE.MINUTE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope! But for those that do, InTouch is reporting this hogwash:

After 13 years of marriage, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have decided to separate, an insider tells In Touch Weekly exclusively. They have two children, Jaden and Willow, together. And Jada is stepmother to Will's son, Trey, from a previous marriage.

SHOW.ME.THE.RECEIPTS.DAMMIT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In very HEEEEELARIOUS news:

TMZ placed a call to Jada's rep, Karynne Tencer, who told us ... "What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this ... Lord. I'm going back to bed."

*walks away*