Seems Like Jim Carrey Is Sweet On Emma Stone, Eh?

Well isn't that uh.....cute?

In a hilarious video posted on his website, funnyman Jim Carrey appears to have a secret crush on The Help star, Emma Stone:

"I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty but smart and kindhearted. If I were a lot younger I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire," he says. "And everyday for the rest of your life you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face. Sometimes a little gray in my beard and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to."

HA! BTW, Emma is 22 Dancers....

"I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you're pretty special. I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment but most of all I wish you love and contentment," he says. "That's all."

Fire Marshall Bill, do you need a nap?

Sidebar - Did he say that he wants to have "chubby little freckle-faced kids" with her? LMAO

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Watch Chris Brown And Affion Crockett Battle It Out For An "MJ Tribute" (VIDEO)

Hahahahaha!

Last night, Chris Brown was a comedic guest on comedian Affion Crockett's new sketch comedy show, In The Flow With Affion Crockett, where they both battled it out for the crown - A Michael Jackson Dance-Off.

And if I can be honest, I was quite pleased with Affion's dancing skills. Not bad, sir!

Check it out above!

LaLa Vazquez-Anthony Is A Perv...WHO KNEW? - (VIDEO)

She's an all around Renaissance woman....has her hands in EVERYTHING!

Dancers, check out LaLa Vazquez-Anthony's Funny or Die comedic debut where she portrays a nasty pervert lobbying for a woman's rights to ummmmmm.....be a perv!

LaLa is actually funny AND can act...who knew! GO GIRL!

Hey Basketball Wives? THIS is how you do it. Take notes! *walks away*

Abercrombie To 'The Situation': Here's $$$ To STOP Wearing Our Clothes!

Can life get ANY LOWER for you, Mike?!?!? Embarrassing. Guess everyone is NOT a fan of 'The Situation' and Jersey Shore!

On Tuesday, clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch (ANF) said it would offer "substantial payment" to MTV's The Jersey Shore's cast members to stop wearing the brand on air. "We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans," an Abercrombie & Fitch spokesperson said in a statement. "We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response." 

WTF?!?! I've NEVER heard such a thing in my life! Given the popularity of the show and it's cast members, many clothing companies would be DYING to have the kids sport their clothes. HA! Not Abercrombie. 

Do you think the Jersey Shore kids should concede?

Rihanna Shows You All What It's REALLY Like In Her Native Barbados (YES LAWWWD)!

THESE.PICS.MAKE.ME.SO.HAPPY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This comment is an understatement, mind you.....

My hat goes AWWWWF to Barabados' own, pop star Rihanna because not only did she show her azz  (literallly), but was a dollface while doing so.

BELLA!

The Bajan beauty got her LIFE while making an appearance in a skimpy red bikini and feathery headpiece at the Kadooment Day Parade in Barbados earlier today, which celebrates the end of the local sugar cane crop harvest.

Think....CARNIVAL!

Hurry up and click on the link for more flix under the break.....

 Her BFF Melissa also joined the festivities!

 

My Heavens...WERK, RIRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Lawwwwd ha'mercy! What's going on over there?!?!?!?

We love you too, RiRi! In all of your feathery-hooker DIVINE-ness!

After this Post, Rihanna has shot up to the top of Flash's FAVES list....YEP!

Images: RihannaDaily/Splash

In Case You Were Looking For A Break In Your Day.....

.....TA-DA!!!

Gay Marriage didn't pass for this foolishness.....

Oh, Hey Britney!

Britney Spears performing at the United Center in Chicago on July 9th 

Image: Fame

Gwyneth Paltrow Caught In An Uncompromising Position In Her Bikini

 

Now, why would the paps do this to Gwyneth Paltrow?!?!?!? Heartless bastards (But yet, Flash....you're Posting them. The irony!).

Guess who's gonna be left off the Christmas list this year from Gwennie?!?!?!? Keep in mind, dollface...I have always LOVED YA!

Images: Fame

Mel Gibson Almost Eats The Pavement (PHOTOS)

 

Ummmmmmm....Hmmmmmmm. You alright there, buddy? Just checking on you.

Mel Gibson seemed to have had a hard time battling with his equilibrium this past weekend in Malibu, California.

The famed and troubled actor was spotted at Taverna Tony restaurant where he reportedly nearly fell over in an effort to avoid being seen by the paparazzi. LOL. 

Paps are claiming that Mel was pissed that he was caught on camera nearly busting his AZZ but kept it together and made his exit. Don't want another "Mel Gibson moment" to happen again.

Damn, BIG BROTHER is always watching ain't he? Can't even fall in peace.....sad! 

Images: AKM Images

Khia Disses The Industry By Using Her "ABC's"

And by the industry, I mean Khia is attacking everybody from Debra Lee, Kim Zolciak, Beyonce, Amber Rose and MORE!!!! 

WHERE IS HERE MOTHER?!?!?!?!? No...seriously.

Peep some of her attacks under the break.....

Letter A- Amber Rose: Imma show this bitch a little love cuz she from Philly bald headed and all….She cute!!!! I aint gone judge the hoe because we all know she been on a strippa pole since she was 5 years old, suckin clits since 12, and decided to TRICK and SUCK every nigga in the game and all of a sudden wanna be a model at 35…… Get Money Biiiiiitch!!!!! But I am gone roast at the fact that she leaked photos on the internet of that MILE loooooong, 18wheeler, turned to the SIDE ass pussy with her DUMB ass and lost ALL of the MONEY! It didn’t work for KATRINA HARBOR and its NOT gone work for YOU!!!!! Someone stole your computer, someone stole her phone……Heard it all before!!!! Chile boooo…Stick to what ya know……….Trickin, strippin and suckin dick and pussy lips…..Get money biiiiiitch!!!!!

Letter B- Beyoncé: Fuck this hoe………Can Kelly Rowland make a little bit of MONEY???? We all seen Kelly on the EBT Card Awards shut that shit down and here you come making Jay Z call in all of his favors to put you on the TV screen with that TIRED, THROUGH and DELAYED performance. We all could have passed on that! Imma fan true enough, but we really sick of looking at you! Give Solange a chance or give your husband Jay Z some children cuz he getting ole as Methuselah and his time is running OUT!! Who runs the world? Girls…..Girls!

Letter I-Ice T and Coco: So when did we start giving pimps and hoes a show??????? Now Ice T you know it aint no Coco in that street walker, it should’ve been Ice T and Vanilla Ice Cream silicone overdose! Naw better yet, Dusty Rhodes and Baby Doll from the ole school WWF! Somebody explain to me how all these crack heads is getting TV shows and all we see is bitches going to rehab! We done seen all this bullshit before and the Queen still aint got no show yet? Raise your hands if you ready for the real!

Letter J-Jamie Fox: Do you really like showing dick or is you ready to dress like Wanda fulltime? The Drag Queen’s loved what they saw…….Hollywood does change a nigga?
You know better with ya ole ass…….They should’ve never gave you niggas camera phones!!!!!! Don’t no real niggas take pics of their dick with they camera phone. At least Eddie Long had on a tight T and bicycle spandex. Yall suga sweet ass niggas just letting it all hang out!!!!!!!

Letter O-Oprah Winfrey and Chad Ochocinco: Shout out to Ms. Oprah Winfrey for getting your OWN network…….Get Money Bitch!!!! Imma field nigga, she a house nigga…..Heyyyy!!!! On another note, Chad Ochocinco I know you not thinking about dropping your good SKEET in a cup for that hoe Evelyn? She aint did a damn thang but suck a good dick and sold a few souls and now yall her biggest fan……Puppets and ventriloquist! Eat glass hoe and I hope Tammi and Royce draaaags that ass Florida style….Biiiiitch! Ocho, Imma let you slide cuz I know you’s an attention hoe and change hoes like you change your name. You just doing this fuck shit for a little bit of promotion. So if you ever find a team that ever wants to keep you, send a bitch some season tickets!

Letter R-Rick Ross: Is you really selling dope on your IPhone?????? I did see you at the Tupac center but I am not sure if you were just there to promote that tired ass single or there to support Queen Affine and the children because all the money you claim you got, I didn’t see you cut no check…..I’m a little sick of you talking about dope and fucking bitches in the ass on all your songs! Listen ladies, a straight man would not want to violate your ass, bypassing all that good pussy to go straight to the asshole…… I got a problem with that!!!!! Ass is ass…..If you try one, you tried them all!!!! Once again, boy pussy it is….Cocaine is a powerful drug!

Letter T-Tiny and Toya: Toya, congrats on getting married dropping the last name “Carter” because Weezy already told me that I’m wearing it now!!!! As for Tiny, your husband should be on his way home so you aint got to worry bout getting caught for putting them dirty hands underneath the table! Next time, think about that shit first because your children have to hear about that shit when they go to school!

Letter W-Weezy and Wakaflocka: Yall know I loves my husband Weeezy and I sips Louweeezyanne tea daily but this new Weezy, I just don’t understand but I aint gone give up on him, I’m just gone continue to pray!!!Young money… Biiiiiiitch!!!!! Waka and that little ass peeeeeter Ad….The hood is laughing at you!!!!! I’m gone respect the fact that you showing love to the animals but that body aint wassup!!! Dennis Rodman’s ad looked better……That queen gave you body!!!!!! Stay tuned for mine…….Coming this fall!!!!!!!!!!

Letter Z-Kim Zolciak: Kim you finally dropped Big Poppa like a bad habit because he couldn’t keep the rent and lights on at Shannon Mall in Union City! We all knew that you’s a gold digging, money hungry ass whore with no talent! Kandi wrote you a national hit and you couldn’t even perform it live because you were too busy trying to keep that synthetic wig in place that Derrick been sewing and stitching for years. It’s funny how Kandi can write everybody else a hit…Oops, well enough of that and back to the subject at hand. You finally struck gold with that young and tender football player after knowing him for only 90 days; you hit a home run with his first born son!!! Get money bitch………

To read the FULL FOOLISHNESS, click here. You've been warned.....*runs and hides for the WHOLE black race!

Megan Fox Wants You To Know...."I Don't EFF With Botox"

Here are some pictures that Megan Fox posted on Facebook  entitled: "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" Silly goose....

Lil "David Silver" came up, didn't he??? That girl is a certified DIME!

So Apparently Someone Left This Receipt At An ATM In The Hamptons

I.HATE.MY.LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kevin Hart Impersonates Tami Roman From "Baketball Wives" (VIDEO)

Hear me, and hear me CLEAR! That damn Kevin Hart is an absolute FOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Please do yourselves a favor and welcome some laughter in your life for a few minutes by checking out this Jermaine Dupri Global14 video of them clowning around with comedian Kevin Hart!

At the 4:25 mark, he even brings reality star Tami Roman from Basketball Wives into his jokes by doing a GREAT impersonation of her! HEEEEEELARIOUS and spot on! The video also features cameos from Nelly, Nick Cannon, and Bobby Brown (where did they get all of these people from?!?!?).

Kevin will host the BET Awards on June 26th at 8pm (EST). WHEW! Can't wait....

Ummmmm, Is This Break-Up Letter 4Real???

I am currently on my knees praying to the HIGH HEAVENS that this break-up letter is a hoax, if not? I plan to leave planet Earth.

*walks away with my head down*

Sidebar - Parents, you have the power to change the future....think about it.

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The Kardashian/Jenner Clan Do Katy Perry's "E.T."

CUTE! And that was said with no shade....

Oh, This Picture Deserves A CAPTION.....

So you guys know how much I rant and rave about my love and admiration for Twitter (yall can kiss my azz if the sentiment is not the same). And here is the reason why......LMAO!!!

Where else can you get candids like this from the rich and famous other than Twitter?

Comedian Kevin Hart showed this picture to his followers with a caption that read:

2 comedic bosses doing it big in Vegas..me and Ced

You wouldn't be able to make me believe that Cedric The Entertainer didn't eat Kevin if he wasn't standing next to him! And as for Kevin? I'm not gonna even mention that pooch. SEXY.....hahahahhahaha!

Image: Twitter

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler And Jimmy Fallon Impersonate "Jersey Shore" (VIDEO)

LMAO!

For your viewing pleasure on this Friday, check out a PREGNANT Tina Fey, Amy Poeler and Jimmy Fallon doing a good job of making fun of the whole "Jersey Shore" cast!

In the above video, Fallon explains to The Roots' Questlove as he encouraged him to get on an elevator to the mysterious floor, "You get on the elevator, there's this button that says Jersey Floor. You press it, you get off, you're transformed. Your hair is awesome. You're super, super tan. And your clothes are just amazing." And while Questlove declined the offer, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler accidentally found themselves visiting the floor.

If you need a good chuckle, take a peek under the break....

What On God's Green Earth Is This?!?!?!?!?

 

I have no words.....

According to NecoleBitchie, NBA star Shaquille O'Neal and girlfriend, reality star Hoopz "left Boston reporters in amazement as they worked out together during an upcoming segment on WCVB in Boston."

Ya know, for all of this...I expect Shaq to be suited and ready to play for BOSTON in the playoffs ASAP! WTF?!?!?!?

But a better question that I would like to pose is, WHY?

Warren G Peddling Penis Pills (VIDEO)???

Say that 3x fast....

I mean let's face it...we ARE in a recession, right? A brother got bills!

Via TMZ, rapper Warren G is peddling PENIS pills on brand new infomercials. But according to Mr. G, he had no idea ... in fact, he hasn't even signed a contract with the company yet.

HUH? So how is this possible if they are already airing?

TMZ is also reporting that Warren put out a call to his lawyer yesterday ... and expects everything to work out just fine.

Work out like what?

Make That Money, Warren! LOL