Abercrombie To 'The Situation': Here's $$$ To STOP Wearing Our Clothes!

Can life get ANY LOWER for you, Mike?!?!? Embarrassing. Guess everyone is NOT a fan of 'The Situation' and Jersey Shore!

On Tuesday, clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch (ANF) said it would offer "substantial payment" to MTV's The Jersey Shore's cast members to stop wearing the brand on air. "We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans," an Abercrombie & Fitch spokesperson said in a statement. "We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response." 

WTF?!?! I've NEVER heard such a thing in my life! Given the popularity of the show and it's cast members, many clothing companies would be DYING to have the kids sport their clothes. HA! Not Abercrombie. 

Do you think the Jersey Shore kids should concede?

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Dancers, just hurry and get into it above and pray that Thursday, August 4th at 10pm (EST) gets here fast enough!

Snooki Is Drunk Again, Dancers.......

WTF! Snooki....this HAS to stop! You're embarrassing your parents and most importantly YOURSELF! And trust, this is coming from someone that adores you, but MA'AM....

The Jersey Shore cast has unleashed their terror once again on the good folks in Seaside Heights, NJ by doing what they do best: DRINKING AND PARTYING!

Snooki, who was comforted by castmate Deena Cortese, was spotted being carried out of Jenkinson's Club.

WOW! I thought Snooki was losing weight?!?! She looks so, ummmmm.....soft. *runs and hides*

Images: Splash

JWOWW Shows MAYJAH Skin For Maxim Magazine!

Well alright now, JWOWW!

Jersey Shore's own Jenni "JWOWW" Farley strips down to her skivvies for the good folks over at "Maxim" Magazine for their latest issue.

Is Jennie the hottest of the Jersey Shore women? My vote would go in the YES box.

More flix under the break.....

 

 Really Maxim? Pasta? You guys are aware that JWOWW isn't Italian, right?

Clap for JWOWW! She looks great!

Images: Maxim

Oh, Cute.....

Guess this answers our question.

We can all sleep well tonight, Dancers.

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Jersey Shore's "The Situation" And Ronnie Involved In A Fight???

According to TMZ, this really happened! OUCH!

Ronnie and The Situation got into a MAJOR fist fight with each other last night in Italy ... TMZ has learned -- and based on the post-brawl pictures ... the Sitch got his ass kicked. The two arrived separately back to their apartment hours ago -- Situation has red marks covering his face around his left eye. Ronnie's knuckles were torn up and bleeding. Details around the fight are still unclear -- but big surprise ... we're told it all began with a blowout between Ronnie and Sammi.

COTTTTTTTT DAMN, Sitch! REALLY? Your whole face still looks like that the day after? WHEW! Let's face it....it was bound to happen! You've been itching for an azz-whooping for all your BYTCH-tendencies from the beginning of the show!

*le sigh*

SIDEBAR - why is Sammie at the center of this brawl? These two back together? No when to say when.....

The "Jersey Shore" Crew Land In Italy!!!

YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (am I that excited you might ask? YES....judge if you want)

The "Jersey Shore" gang (aka "Snooki and crew") were spotted with all of their luggage arriving in Florence, Italy today for the filming of their new season of their hit MTV show.

For those that aren't aware, the guido gang stumbled upon "some logistical problems" that caused their trip to be delayed by a week, according to a source. But it appears all of those issues have washed away.

Or so it seems....

A city councilwoman told press, "We needed to have some general rules on behavior in place. US universities with study centers here are not very happy. They're afraid people will start drinking too much."

HA! WHAT???


More orange people with slick hair under the break.....

 

 

 

 

 

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *peep the exclamation marks*

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Tina Fey, Amy Poehler And Jimmy Fallon Impersonate "Jersey Shore" (VIDEO)

LMAO!

For your viewing pleasure on this Friday, check out a PREGNANT Tina Fey, Amy Poeler and Jimmy Fallon doing a good job of making fun of the whole "Jersey Shore" cast!

In the above video, Fallon explains to The Roots' Questlove as he encouraged him to get on an elevator to the mysterious floor, "You get on the elevator, there's this button that says Jersey Floor. You press it, you get off, you're transformed. Your hair is awesome. You're super, super tan. And your clothes are just amazing." And while Questlove declined the offer, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler accidentally found themselves visiting the floor.

If you need a good chuckle, take a peek under the break....

While Jersey Shore's Angelina May Be Pregnant, Her Engagement Is OFF!

Ha! Figures....

A few weeks ago, it was announced that former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick was about to become a mother. However, just like the former reality show that she starred in, it doesn’t come without controversy. According to those close to Pivarnick, she apparently got pregnant after she cheated on Dave Kovacs, her ex-fiance. During an interview, Pivarnick’s ex-fiance admitted that he was going through a tough time when he should be happy about becoming a new father: “I’m going through a really tough time right now. I have ended things with Angelina.” Kovacs admitted that he found out she was was cheating on him when he saw texts of other guys on her cell phone. “I got a text from a fire fighter who actually apologized for sleeping with Angelina saying he just found out she was engaged.”

WHORE! Yep...WHORE!

Imma just go ahead and put this out in the Universe: THIS "GIRL" SHOULD NOT BE HAVING A BABY! I feel sorry for that child...

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"Jersey Shore" Star Is Pregnant!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who OK'd this transaction?!?!?!?

Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick has confirmed to TMZ that she is in fact pregnant with her fiance Dave Kovacs' baby (whom she has been engaged to since February).

"The Long Island Dump" hasn't confirmed anything else about her pregnancy.

SMH