Oh, Snooki....

I SWEAR SWEAR SWEAR....I love this girl, but this is NOT what's hot in the streetz. NOPE!

Jersey Shore's own Snooki hosted a party at Wet Republic Ultra Pool at MGM Grand in Vegas over the weekend, and this is what they paid for.

Ummmmmm, I've got nothing else.

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 *long, hard sigh*

 Is that Snooki's boyfriend or Verne Troyer???

What is sex like for them???

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Snooki Wants Lots Of Guido Babies With Boyfriend!

Oh GREAT! Because of course the world needs more zebra print wearing, spray tanned little people running around. Right? GOSH I love this gal!

Although it was reported months ago that Jersey Shore breakout star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi had broken up with her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, the two seem to be going strong. Hear that 'The Situation'? GOING STRONG. Take a hint Popeye.

Snooki stopped by GMA this morning where Jionni accompanied here, and was asked by Lara Spencer about her relationship with the Italian stud-muffin *sarcasm*:

"Jionni is a great guy so I'm so down for making Guido babies with him..Not yet. I'm only 23, but eventually I would love to get married."

Oh Snooki!

So has she calmed down with her partying ways?

"I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore. I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife."

GIRL! Who you fooling? We don't believe you....

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Snooki Is Drunk Again, Dancers.......

WTF! Snooki....this HAS to stop! You're embarrassing your parents and most importantly YOURSELF! And trust, this is coming from someone that adores you, but MA'AM....

The Jersey Shore cast has unleashed their terror once again on the good folks in Seaside Heights, NJ by doing what they do best: DRINKING AND PARTYING!

Snooki, who was comforted by castmate Deena Cortese, was spotted being carried out of Jenkinson's Club.

WOW! I thought Snooki was losing weight?!?! She looks so, ummmmm.....soft. *runs and hides*

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And THIS Is Why I Love Snooki!!!

*bows*

WTF? LMAO....

And if you're mad....you should probably stay that way!!!

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Snooki And New Beau Are DUNZO!

Awwwww, Snooki. You just can't win in the "love" department, can you? Is it the poof? The dark orange tan? Or perhaps your over-accessorized get-ups? Dah well....

Jersey Shore breakout star Snooki and her boyfriend of 8 months Jionni LaValle are DONE, says a source. Although being photographed having dinner last week in Italy, the source says, "They broke up. [He] came home early."

The source also adds, "She was planning on buying a house ... down the street from his parents."

Females ALWAYS do the most for guys. Pump your breaks!!!


WELP, Snooki...there is always Vinny???

Coupled Up: Snooki And Boyfriend!

 

Well Well Well! Look who decided to fly in some good ole PEEN to Italy? I mean, I can't be mad at the girl for that....

Jersey Shores's  Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was spotted out and about with boyfriend Jionni LaValle, walking  around Florence, looking for directions to a local restaurant.

Don't they both look like two milk-duds? Their children, if they choose to have any, will DEFINITELY be vertically challenged.

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Snooki Sports A Neck Brace After Car Accident (PHOTOS)

Wait a COT DAMN minute! Is Snooki serious? I'm sorry, but this photo makes me laugh....sue me!

After being involved in a car accident with her police escort in Italy yesterday, Jersey Shore's Snooki was spotted wearing a neck brace throughout the day in Florence, Italy this afternoon.

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 LMAO!!!

 

I don't believe for one second that there's anything wrong with Snooki! Gawwwd, I love this gal.....LOL

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Snooki Hits A Police Car In Italy!

*sigh* Why am I NOT surprised by this? And why is Snooki  ALWAYS the sacrificial lamb in these situations?

Via People:

Looks like Snooki has already encountered drama in Italy – but it has nothing to do with booze or boys. The Jersey Shore star was taken to a police station to fill out an accident report on Monday after she was involved in a fender bender with a patrol car in Florence, Italian police confirm to PEOPLE. Deena Nicole Cortese and a member of the show's production team were also in the Fiat Multipla when Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who was driving, crashed into the back of a traffic patrol car, sandwiching her vehicle between the highway wall and the police cruiser. No one was in serious condition, although a male and female police officer were taken to the emergency room of the local Careggi hospital to be treated for whiplash, bruises and cuts. Polizzi and Cortese refused medial treatment, police say. The irony? The police car Polizzi collided with was an escort appointed for their personal safety. Snooki and Cortese were taken into the central police station of Florence to file routine paperwork – not because they had been arrested, police say. The Jersey Shore crew is currently in Italy filming season four of the MTV series.

Poor, Snooks! DRAMA just follows this child. But hey...that's how she makes her MILLIONS....yep, MILLIONS!

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 YEP...we're blown too just hearing the news!

 

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