Sneak Peek: Kim Kardashian's "Jam (Turn Me Up)" Music Video

*sigh*

I have no idea when (or IF) the full video will be released. But by judging from this sneak peek, do you really care Dancers?

Shakeup With "The Talk"...Kris Jenner And Sheryl Underwood Are Replacements?

It appears to be a BIG SHAKEUP in the television world, and I'm not sure how I feel about it! CBS talk show "The Talk" ("The View's" clone) is rumored to be letting go JLo's bff Leah Remini (BIG MISTAKE....Leah is funny as hell on this show) and Holly Robinson Peete from the guest host lineup, and replacing them with Kris Jenner (for a reported 2 week stink) and comedian Sheryl Underwood. HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Isn’t it NBC that’s supposed to be throwing surprising gigs at the Kardashians given its newfound Comcast-cozy relationship with the E! cable channel? Instead, CBS has tapped Kardash matriarch and manager Kris Jenner to guest host on CBS’ The Talk. Sources confirm Jenner has signed on for two weeks early this season and is being considered a potential substitute on days when Sharon Osbourne isn’t available. The Talk has also selected comedian and radio personality Sheryl Underwood to join the show as a co-host for the start of next season. Underwood, too, could become a regular, and will join the panel with Julie Chen, Sara Gilbert and Osbourne for The Talk’s second season launch, beginning Sept. 6. The two could potentially replace Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete, who are not expected to return next season since their contracts were not picked up.

I don't understand this transaction at all! But we must wait until things are confirmed before we react....

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It's Signed! Get The Deets On Kim And Kris' Pre-Nup!

Listen. Let's BE CLEAR about the Kardashian clan. These broads are SMART and are all about protecting their $$$. And for that alone, I *curtsey*

Look under the break for the deets from The Hollywood Reporter....



Via The Hollywood Reporter:

E! reality TV star Kim Kardashian and new husband Kris Humphries have signed a pre-nuptual agreement. A knowledgeable source tells THR that the negotiations, which had been widely reported, are now done.

But what does that mean? Most people probably assume it means that Kardashian's estimated $35 million net worth will now be protected against the double dribbling of an NBA player who is only worth somewhere between $8-16 million. Perhaps, but as we learned from Laura Zwicker, a family wealth planner at LA's Greenberg Glusker law firm, drawing up a pre-nup in a post-reality TV universe is a tad more complicated than just that.

For starters, Zwicker tells us not to assume that Humphries, an NBA free agent, is necessarily the loser here. The attorney points out that Kardashian has a knack for getting into all sorts of legal trouble from her business ventures, which means she could be one adverse judgment away from seeing her fortune seriously diminished. "He could actually benefit if it clearly delineated that debts and liabilities are actually hers," says Zwicker.

On the other hand, perhaps it's not Kim who needs the protection, but other family members who are entangled in business ventures with the 30-year-old personality. Under California law, increases in value of a joint venture during a marriage are considered a couple's community property, unless otherwise waived in the pre-nup. In other words, the deal may go well beyond protecting the $35 million or so in assets, it might reach further to safeguard the entire Kardashian fortune.


THR, Esq.: We haven’t checked Kris Humphries’ free-throw percentage lately, but we assume he can afford a pretty good lawyer. If things ever go south for the couple, could he ever push back on Kardashian and claim the contract was unconscionable?
Zwicker: In their situation, it's less likely that a court would find it was unconscionable. They are similarly situated. She might have 10 times as much assets as he has, but he is not poverty stricken.
THR, Esq.: This might be the landmark pre-nup of the reality TV era. As such, what’s the chances the pre-nup can guide post-nup activity, such as who gets to star on which E! show and whether there are any restrictions on the release of a sex tape or that type of thing?
THR, Esq.: We haven’t checked Kris Humphries’ free-throw percentage lately, but we assume he can afford a pretty good lawyer. If things ever go south for the couple, could he ever push back on Kardashian and claim the contract was unconscionable?
Zwicker: In their situation, it's less likely that a court would find it was unconscionable. They are similarly situated. She might have 10 times as much assets as he has, but he is not poverty stricken.
THR, Esq.: This might be the landmark pre-nup of the reality TV era. As such, what’s the chances the pre-nup can guide post-nup activity, such as who gets to star on which E! show and whether there are any restrictions on the release of a sex tape or that type of thing?

Kim Kardashian's PEOPLE Magazine Cover Revealed!

Ummmmmmm, where is her "husband"? Not that I give a phuck anyway (let's be honest....I would rather see Kim on the cover), but STILL! Kris, take notes....this is how your life will be until the divorce. Get ready....

People magazine has unveiled their highly anticipated cover featuring Kim Kardashian and ALL the details of her "wedding of the year" (I REPEAT: their words, not mine).

"It was like we were in heaven," Kardashian tells this week's PEOPLE in a cover story with an exclusive wedding photo album. Adds Humphries: "I'm going to remember how perfect it was."

Ummmm, did anyone ask you to speak Kris? I didn't think so....

According to Kim's wedding planner Sharon Sacks (who also planned Khloe's wedding):

"Kim loves black and white and so does Kris. They have this Hollywood royalty feeling and the black and white represented formality. But tradition was very important to them."

Of her big day, Kim says she "felt like a princess." And adds, "Glam aside, that wasn’t our main goal. It was really about our family and each other.” 

GIRL, cut the shyt! Who are you kidding? We, the public, are NOT 'Boo-Boo, The Fools'.

Oh yeah, CONGRATS again.....

A Sneak Peek Inside Kim Kardashian's Wedding Reception (VIDEO)

And the Kim Kardashian wedding chatter just won't quit! As I'm contributing to this nonsense as well....BAD, Flash.

E! is determined to make sure their cash cow, The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries, wedding doesn't leave the media/press for a mili-second as they have released another sneak peek into "the wedding of the year" (their words...not mine): THE RECEPTION!

Peep the video under the break......



 


I have to admit.....the reception looks GORGE!!!

PS - Kim...DANCE, dammit! He doesn't wanna hear about Babyface.

Coupled Up: Khloe/Lamar And Eva/Eduardo!

First and foremost, Khloe TAKE THAT HOOD OFF OF YOUR HEAD!!!

It was date night for Khloe Kardashian and hubby Lamar Odom, along with Eva Longoria and her new beau Eduardo Cruz (Penelope Cruz's brother).

The foursome dined together at Madeo Restaurant last night in Hollywood, CA, where a few days prior they were all together for Kim Kardashian's wedding. 

More flix of the couples under the break.....

 

Lamar is such a gentlemen! He just loves her....

Eduardo is FINE!

Images: Fame

Kim And Kris Head Out For A 'Quick' Honeymoon

There they are....Mr. and Mrs. Kardashian, uh I mean...Humphries! Well aren't they cute.....

After having a whirlwind romance and an equally grandiose wedding (read: gaudy and over-the-top), Kim Kardashian and her new husband Kris Humphries (read: the human Shrek) were spotted making their way at LAX Airport in Los Angeles, CA headed to Europe for a quick honeymoon.

Why quick you may ask? But of course Kimmie won't let a thing like her WEDDING stop her from making her MILLIONS. She has to be back in New York later in the week to film the second season of Kim & Kourtney Take New York.

WORK WORK WORK! I'm not mad...

More flix under the break....

 

 

JESUS!!!

Images: INF Daily/Splash

Flix From Kim Kardashian's Wedding.....

....here's your first shot of Kim and Kris Kardashian (YES, he is a Kardashian now) as a married couple. Awwwwwwww *MAYJAH sarcasm*

More flix under the break....

The bridesmaid dresses! They appear to be GORGE!

I think this is the back of Kim's dress?!?!?

Kim's step-brother Brody Jenner and girlfriend Avril Lavigne

O.M.GEEEEEEE. What and WHO is this?????

Much better shot.....

Khloe and Kendall heading home after the ceremony

Images: Bauer Griffin/INF Daily/Splash

Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Tie The Knot......

.....she ACTUALLY did this?!?! Never thought it would actually happen. Dah well......

It was the happily-ever-after she always dreamed of. Kim Kardashian tied the knot with New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries on Saturday evening. The couple, who became engaged in May after dating for six months, wed at a private estate in Montecito, Calif., in front of 440 guests. Among them: Demi Lovato, Babyface, Vera Wang, Mario Lopez,Mark Ballas, Ciara, Carmelo Anthony, Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough, Alan Thicke, Cheryl Burke, Melanie Brown, Maria Menounos, Sugar Ray Leonard, Serena Williams, Kathie Lee Gifford, Brittny Gastineau, Greta Van Susteren, Jillian Barberie, Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne, Scottie and Larsa Pippen, and Dina, Ali and Lindsay Lohan. As stepfather Bruce Jenner walked her down the aisle, Kardashian, 30, donned an ivory custom-designed Vera Wang gown with full tulle skirt, basque waist and hand-pieced Chantilly lace appliqué on the bodice and train. She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes. The groom, 26, sported a made-to-measure white peak lapel tuxedo jacket, black tuxedo pants with white tuxedo shirt and white bow tie – all by Ermenegildo Zegna – and the couple exchanged rings by Lorraine Schwartz, who also designed the engagement ring. The bride was joined by sisters Kourtney, 32, and Khloe, 27, who served as her co-maids of honor. Younger sisters Kendall, 15, and Kylie Jenner, 14, and Humphries's sister, Kaela, were bridesmaids. The ring bearer was Kourtney's 21-month-old son, Mason Disick.All the groomsmen, including the bride's brother Robert Kardashian, wore matching black peak lapel tuxedos, white tuxedo shirts and black silk bow ties, again all by Zegna – who also dressed fathers of the bride and groom, Bruce Jenner and William Humphries, in matching black peak lapel tuxedos, white tuxedo shirts and silk bow ties. For later in the evening, Kim planned two more changes, both Vera Wang ivory dresses, with a Judith Leiber clutch. The first was a Georgette mermaid gown with hand-pieced Chantilly lace appliqué on the bodice and a skirt with hand-cut organza petals intermixed with Chantilly lace motifs and organza sprig embroidery. The other Vera Wang dress was a bias-cut crepe back satin gown with V-neck and circle skirt. At the reception, the groom changed into a black peak lapel Zegna tuxedo, white tuxedo shirt and black silk bow tie, to match his groomsmen.

In all seriousness, I hope it works out for them. But let's be honest, I'm not holding my breath. Congrats anyway, tho...

The Kardashian Clan Launch The SEARS Kardashian Kollection!

I take it the theme was leopard? Ok.

Everybody's favorite famewhores, uhhhh I mean REALITY STARS, The Kardashians launched their highly anticipated Sears' Kardashian Kollection by having a party at the Colony Hollywood last night.

Joined by their mom Kris Jenner and their little sister Kendall and Kylie...Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian chatted it up with the press about their exclusive line and it being affordable, blah blah blah.....

Kim's fiance Kris Humphries even got a little camera time and posed with his soon to be family in support of his gal.

More flix under the break.....

Call me crazy, but Kris Jenner looks the same as before her plastic surgery *shrug*

Aren't yall cute....

GORGE!

Heeey, Khloe!

 

THAT FACE!

WHEW!

 Oh my....

 Aubrey O'Day and this outfit came out to support the gals *blank stare*

The Browns were also in the building!

Images: Getty Images/WENN

Celebs Doing Good: Khloe Kardashian!

The peoples FAVE Kardashian, Khloe, lent her celebrity to do something good and charitable! Don't we love when celebs do that!? I sho' do....

Khloe Kardashian spent the afternoon lending her voice and time to a request that was made by the "Make-A-Wish Foundation” by having lunch with a young girl who has been diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis.

The date took place at the Blue Table Restaurant in Calabasas, CA on Thursday where she dined with the young lady who wanted to meet her. 

More flix of Khloe under the break.....

 She loves those boots in the summertime, doesn't she?

Images: GinsburgSpaly

Ut Oh...Kim Kardashian's Psoriasis Is Showing!

 

As much as this girl's career has been built on her beauty and showing off her famous curves, Kim Kardashian doesn't seem to be hiding her Psoriasis condition at all!

But hey! When your face is a 10 like hers (and let's not forget her POCKETS), she could give 1 phuck about what others think either! WHO MAD?

The famous starlet was spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday, showing off her much talked about Psoriasis problem that was documented on her reality show.

More flix of Kim under the break...

 

 Aside from the Psoriasis, this girl has a DONKEY on her! GEESH....

 Damn!

Still pretty as ever tho....

Images: Fame/INF Daily