Take A Look Inside Kim Kardashian's Bridal Shower!

That's a cute picture! Even a prick like myself can admit.

Kim Kardashian is in full swing preparing for her upcoming nuptials in a couple of weeks (I hope it hurries up and gets here because if I have to hear about it anymore, I might just thrust myself off a tall building), and now the reality star has decided to share with us an inside look into her bridal shower! Ya know, because she's so OPEN and all.....

OK! Magazine got the exclusive. I honestly wouldn't have paid for an exclusive. She or her family would've blabbed about it sooner or later.

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 La Lohan made an appearance. Lookin' good Lindsay!

 Awwwwwww *sarcasm*

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Lindsay Lohan Parties It Up After House Arrest Release!

Now that Lindsay Lohan has been released from her house arrest captivity (I swear this girl has 9 Lives...GEESH!), what did she decide to do to celebrate? Party of course!

The troubled actress was spotted celebrating her freedom last night at the Lexington Supper Club in Hollywood. After having been cooped up in her Venice, CA condo for 35 days, Lohan dined with a few friends and happily obliged the paparazzi.

Lindsay, PLEASE!

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 Look at her! She LOVES it....SMH

 

 

Too much to drink, eh?

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Did Lindsay Lohan Fail Her Court Ordered Alcohol Test?

According to TMZ, she did! I'm starting to give up on her like I did with Amy Winehouse! Why should I care?

Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month ... and has been ordered to appear in front of an L.A. County Superior Court judge tomorrow morning  ... and the Probation Dept. wants her in jail. Here's what we know.  Lindsay was tested twice last week.  Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay tested positive for alcohol on one of the tests and negative on the other.  In both tests, she tested negative for drugs.  One of the tests was administered just after Lindsay had a rooftop barbecue party. Sources tell TMZ ... the L.A. County Probation Department will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to yank her out of house arrest and throw her in L.A. County Jail. And, we're told, members of the D.A.'s office -- will make an appearance as well, to lower the boom on Lindsay.  The D.A. is still handling the DUI probation part of Lindsay's criminal saga.  The L.A. City Attorney is handling the necklace case. The Probation Department is pissed off because they tried to force Lindsay to take two tests in May but Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, refused to make Lindsay submit, claiming it wasn't part of her probation.  Turns out it was, so Lindsay subsequently took the two tests, one of which she failed. The Probation Dept. is also ticked that Lindsay is having parties while under house arrest. Judge Sautner will hold a hearing tomorrow at 10 AM.  Of course, we'll be there.

She ain't ready yall! And for that, throw her azz in jail! How many opportunities and chances can one person get??? 

Tired of wasting breath or typing strokes on her....

Sidebar - Ummmm, why can't she drink alcohol again? That sucks...

Lindsay Lohan Starts House Arrest Sentence In Necklace-Theft Case

Get it done and over with, Linds!

Via People:

Lindsay Lohan, 24, began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, Calif., townhouse after turning herself in to the Lynwood Jail hours earlier. "She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times," L.A. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE. Whitmore adds that Lohan surrendered to the facility at 5:02 a.m., where it was determined she was eligible for home confinement. The actress was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet and released in less than an hour. No booking photo was taken. Lohan had been sentenced to four months in jail after she pleaded no contest to stealing a $2,500 necklace, but jail overcrowding issues and the fact that she's a nonviolent offender made her eligible for house arrest. The actress, however, could serve a little over two weeks of confinement due to good behavior and budgetary constraints. Whitmore declined to say whether any exceptions would allow Lohan to leave her home. But he previously stated that her ankle bracelet will not be detecting for drugs or alcohol. Lohan also serving 480 hours of community service – mostly at a downtown women's shelter – and is expected to serve janitorial duty at the L.A. County morgue. At her last hearing, the judge forbade the actress to attend community service while under house arrest.

Lindsay Lohan Is Super Sexy For "BLANK" Magazine

Actress Lindsay Lohan is featured in a really cool spread for "BLANK" Magazine's (Yeah, I've never heard of it either...) May 2011 issue. 

The spread is sexy...check it out under the break!

 

 

 

 This is my favorite shot!

 

 

That's right, Lindsay...baby steps! You'll be back in the game in no time...

Images: Blank Magazine

Lindsay Lohan's FULL "Tonight Show" Interview

For those who missed it, peep Lindsay Lohan's full interview with Jay Leno for "The Tonight Show".

“You know, I’ve made a lot of poor decisions in the past, and I’m dealing with the consequences of those decisions, so there were times I was concerned, but I’m a fighter and I know that I have to work to gain respect back and I’m willing to do the work that I have to do to follow through with being an actress.”

She continued, “I feel like I’ve let a lot of my fans down by putting myself in situations where I wasn’t thinking clearly. I really just want to be the person that I aspire to be…and be in this industry, make movies and do what I love to do.”

As for her recent trip to jail, she says: “It was an interesting experience and it was definitely a wake-up call….everything happens for a reason.”

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Sneak Peek: Lindsay Lohan Talks Her Life With Jay Leno (VIDEO)!

In this sneak peek, Lindsay Lohan reveals to Jay Leno:

"I'm not a kid anymore," she said. "I'm 24. I've made a lot of mistakes. I recognize that, but I'm in the clear now and I feel that as long as I stay focused, I will achieve what I want to achieve."

Ironically, I'm rooting for this girl! Hope she doesn't make a fool outta me...

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 4 Months In Jail!

SMH! Just when she was starting to get her life and career back on track. And then....THIS!

After a topsy-turvy day in court, Lindsay Lohan was found in violation of probation – and sentenced to four months in jail – on Friday, for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace. The actress, who was allowed to post bail, was also sentenced to 480 hours of community service by a Los Angeles judge. Lohan, 24, arrived at Lynwood Jail at approximately 5:30 p.m. PT in a sheriff's vehicle – her fourth trip to the facility – where she was given an orange jumpsuit. She was released at 9:21 p.m., according to inmate records. Earlier in the day, Lohan, 24, scored a legal victory when Judge Stephanie Sautner reduced her felony grand theft charge to a misdemeanor, explaining she was "giving [Lohan] an opportunity," because reducing charges for nonviolent defendants is common in more serious cases than Lohan's. Because of the reduction, Lohan was granted $75,000 bail for the probation violation while pending appeal.

Needless to say, Lindsay is PISSED that she has to go back to jail.

"She is fine," says producer Nathan Folks, who is a close friend of Lohan, 24. "Obviously, she is upset about [being sentenced to four months in jail]. She is angry because she has been working so hard on turning her life around," says Folks, who insists Lohan is clean and sober. "She didn't do what they said she did. She didn't steal that necklace." Still, Lohan is resigned to accept whatever decision comes down from the court when her trial begins June 3. "She is ready to do her time. She wants to go to A.A. and N.A. and to serve her [more than] 400 hours [of community service]," Folks says. "She has already been doing lots of charity work."

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