Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Snooki Sports A Neck Brace After Car Accident (PHOTOS)


Wait a COT DAMN minute! Is Snooki serious? I'm sorry, but this photo makes me laugh....sue me!

After being involved in a car accident with her police escort in Italy yesterday, Jersey Shore's Snooki was spotted wearing a neck brace throughout the day in Florence, Italy this afternoon.

More foolishness under the break....



 LMAO!!!
 
I don't believe for one second that there's anything wrong with Snooki! Gawwwd, I love this gal.....LOL

Images: WENN


Passenger Riding With Sean Kingston On The Jet Ski Speaks Out


Via TMZ:
Sean Kingston's female jet ski passenger tells TMZ Sean was driving "REALLY fast" when they crashed into a bridge this weekend ... and insists she begged him to slow down before the accident. TMZ spoke with Cassandra Sanchez -- Sean's longtime friend -- who tells us she arrived to Miami Beach with another female friend to ride jet skis with Sean and his buddy on Saturday evening. Sanchez tells us, "Both jet skis pulled out of the dock at the same time and we were going so fast we just blasted past them. When we turned a corner and crashed ... they were so far behind us they didn't even see us crash." Sanchez says ... as Sean was racing towards the bridge, she screamed out, "We can't fit under there! Are we going to try and go under there?  Sean stop!" Sanchez tells us ... she believes Sean tried to turn away from the bridge at the last minute ... and lost control because they were going "REALLY fast." The next thing Sanchez remembers is waking up in the water in pain. Sanchez says her friends on the other jet ski raced over and tried to help out ... with Sean's buddy trying to position the injured singer so he wouldn't swallow any more water. They all signaled for help until a boat came to the scene to help out. Sanchez says, "[Sean] was coughing up blood, foam and pink stuff" ... and when he finally opened his eyes, he kept repeating the words, "I'm hurting. I'm hurting" Sanchez says her ribs and her jaw are still sore -- but overall, she's OK. As for Sean, Sanchez says "They have a tube down his throat so he can't really talk, but he is lucid and understands what's going on." Sanchez says doctors plan to keep Sean in the hospital for "a couple more weeks."
WOW! For those who have ridden or been a passenger on a jet ski before, it is really fun but you do run the risk of crashing or driving out of control. Here's hoping to a speedy recovery for Sean!

A pic of the bridge that Sean ran into under the break....


Can you imagine???

Ummmmm, Aubrey....We Have A Problem, Doll!


Am I the only one severely disturbed by this photo?

Singer Aubrey O'Day was spotted posing for a photo shoot in Malibu this past weekend.

Ummmmm. *blank stare* All I will say is....it's HARD being a celebrity! You have to constantly be ON and aware of your angles. It's exausting actually. WELP, it's the price they pay....

Images: Fame


Carmelo Anthony Has A Private B-day Celebration In NYC


Look at Kiyan cheesing super hard....adorable!

Carmelo, LaLa, and their son Kiyan pose for a family photo at Carmelo’s birthday party for friends and family in NY.


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Super Sexy In British "GQ"!


WHEW, Lord!!! You betta work......

Transformers actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a sure FORCE on the July 2011 issue of British GQ magazine. Mamma is EVERYWHERE nowadays!

Looking absolutely DIVINE in the spread, the former model discusses bullying, among other things, in the feature:
"I was really teased about the way I looked at school. I got teased because of my lips. I got called t*t lips - because I had big lips but no breasts. And then I was called kipper lips. There was this big group of girls who were the local answer to Mean Girls and they would storm the bathrooms shouting 'I'm going to f***ing get you Lips. See you on the school bus."
Jealous azz bytches! I'm sure they're working at their local equivalent of Walmart now while you're on the big screen!

More flix under the break.....


 
 

THAT FACE!

Images: Simon Emmett for GQ


Family Time!

 That Hank Jr is the cutest thing! Kendra and her family were spotted out and about during the Memorial Day weekend.

More families under the break....


 Baby Mason is getting so big as he was involved in a little playtime with mom Kourtney at JFK airport in NYC
 Does my gal Suri Cruise have on a kitten heel on the beach??? HOW FABULOUS! Keep up, ladies....
 The Braxton women are looking FAB as they were spotted together for a special reunion taping of the WE TV series ‘Braxton Family Values’ in LA.
 Maria Shriver continues to draw strength from her children this Memorial weekend in Malibu
 Are these two together or not??? Inquiring minds wanna know....
 Jessica Alba and her family in Los Angeles
Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban and daughter Sunday were spotted at Chelsea Piers in New York City this weekend.

Images: PacificCoastNews/Splash/AKM Images/Flynet

Lil Kim Hits The Stage In Zimbabwe!

 

Awwwww, this makes me smile! COME BACK TO US, KIM!

This past weekend, Female MC Lil Kim hit the stage at the ZarFest annual concert in Zimbabwe.


Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...


....Lauren London!
(I want to clear up an speculation) "That my son is the result of some kind of one night stand or groupie encounter with his father. I struggle with deciding when to answer or ignore the constant speculation about my private life, because I feel like that doesn’t belong to anybody but me."
"I met Dwayne when I was 15 years old. I’ve known him a very long time, and we were in a relationship that didn’t make it. We tried more than once to revive it, and we were engaged briefly years ago, but we eventually parted ways. People see the " Lil Wayne” persona and think they know who he really is. My son’s father is an intelligent, loving and lovable person who will always be a dear friend. That is all."
Engaged eh? Innneresting.....

WELP, one thing is for sure. He sure does run through women, and TRUST ME when I say that was said with no shade.

Source

Snooki Hits A Police Car In Italy!


*sigh* Why am I NOT surprised by this? And why is Snooki  ALWAYS the sacrificial lamb in these situations?

Via People:

Looks like Snooki has already encountered drama in Italy – but it has nothing to do with booze or boys. The Jersey Shore star was taken to a police station to fill out an accident report on Monday after she was involved in a fender bender with a patrol car in Florence, Italian police confirm to PEOPLE. Deena Nicole Cortese and a member of the show's production team were also in the Fiat Multipla when Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who was driving, crashed into the back of a traffic patrol car, sandwiching her vehicle between the highway wall and the police cruiser. No one was in serious condition, although a male and female police officer were taken to the emergency room of the local Careggi hospital to be treated for whiplash, bruises and cuts. Polizzi and Cortese refused medial treatment, police say. The irony? The police car Polizzi collided with was an escort appointed for their personal safety. Snooki and Cortese were taken into the central police station of Florence to file routine paperwork – not because they had been arrested, police say. The Jersey Shore crew is currently in Italy filming season four of the MTV series.
Poor, Snooks! DRAMA just follows this child. But hey...that's how she makes her MILLIONS....yep, MILLIONS!

More flix under the break.....


 YEP...we're blown too just hearing the news!
 


Images: PacificCoastNews/WENN


Rihanna Covers COSMO Magazine


Staying true to her island roots, Rihanna is summer fun on the July 2011 issue of COSMOPOLITAN magazine!

Another photo under the break......



Va-Va-Voom!

Images: Matt Jones for Cosmopolitan


Sean Kingston Hospitalized After Severe Jet Ski Accident


Many folks are praying for Sean Kingston's recovery!
Sean Kingston is in the hospital after being injured in a jet ski accident near Miami Beach on Sunday afternoon (May 29). According to CNN, the “Beautiful Girls” singer, 21, and a female passenger were taken to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital after their watercraft crashed into a small bridge around 6 p.m. local time.Kingston’s publicist confirmed that the singer was in an accident. “No further details are available at the moment. He and his family thank everyone for the well wishes,” the statement said. While some reports suggest he is in critical condition, hip-hop artist Trav, who featured Kingston on his song “Life Style,” visited him at the hospital. “He is good in stable condition,” he told told CNN via e-mail. His fans and famous friends flooded Twitter with their well wishes. Tourmate Justin Bieber wrote, “got my friend @seankingston in my prayers tonight. a true friend and big bro. please keep him in your prayers tonight as well.” Nicki Minaj, who collaborated with him on “Letting Go (Dutty Love),” added, “My love & prayers are with Sean Kingston & his family,” while his fellow islander Rihanna tweeted, “Sean we praying for u baby.”
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Sunday, May 29, 2011

Leo And Blake Decided To Take Separate Exits.....

 

....but you know those damn pesky paps are 10 steps ahead of you. Just conform, okay?

"New couple" Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively were spotted walking separately to avoid being pictured alongside one another in Saint Paul de Vence in the South of France on Friday evening.  

Images: Splash

Alicia Keys Featured In "W" Magazine


GORGE!
“I just wanted to be who I was, which was like so many other girls I knew,” says Alicia Keys. “We grew up in the city, had a hard edge and obstacles to overcome, but we were still young and beautiful. I didn’t want to be all dressed up, all made up—I wanted to be myself, which hadn’t been done before.”
Alicia is prepping for the re-release of her landmark album, Songs in A Minor, which will feature bonus tracks, demos, live performances, and more on June 28th. 

Image: W magazine

Lil Wayne....Why Are You Wasting Your Coins In The Strip Club (PHOTO)?


You do have 4 young children to support, yes? And quite possibly one on the way (let's just go ahead and CLAIM the fact that his new girlfriend will have given birth next year....this man DOES have 'super sperm').

Lil Wayne and Drake decided to take "make it rain on you hoes" to another level by getting his party on and showering the lovely ladies with 'stacks on stacks on stacks' of $1 BILLS (no shade....it was tho) at King of Diamonds in Miami yesterday.

It's being reported that Wayne caused the club to run out of bills after changing $250,000 into singles. Keep in mind, there are children starving in Africa.

More flix under the break.....

 Can I just get 1 stack? Seriously.
 Get her, Wayne!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 I'll even take the money on the floor. Oh, hey 'Big Booty Judy'!
 No comment.....
Drake what are you doing there? And is that your father???




Chris Brown 'Bumps And Grinds' On Stage With A Fan (VIDEO)



My GAWWWWWWWWD *where is my church fan?* And hey, for all you young boppers out there, exit this Post dammit.

Chris Brown gave one lucky lady the time of her life onstage at 99 Jamz’ SpringFest concert in Miami yesterday by giving her a serious lap-dance on stage to his hit song “Take You Down”.

And to make matters even more steamy, the young lad topped the performance off with a kiss.

Rihanna, girlfriend....you're missing out! MESSAGE.....

Spotted

Kim And Kris "Debut" In Monaco + Kourtney Helps Scott Celebrate His B-Day In Vegas!


Did I say "debut"? Shame on Flash....BAD GIRL!

Kim Kardashian and fiance Kris Humphries celebrated their engagement with a trip to Monte Carlo, Monaco this Memorial Day weekend with Kris' family.

The couple were spotted looking quite FAB (well, Kim rather....) as they were arm-in-arm at the Meridien Beach Plaza in Monte Carlo, Monaco on Friday. 

On Friday, Kim also checked out a fashion show from designer Matthew Williamson.

More flix + Scott's b-day in Vegas under the break.....


 
 
Kim and that ring are GORGE! Not debatable....


Meanwhile back stateside, Kourtney helped to celebrate her boyfriend Scott Disick's 28th birthday at Gallery Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday night.


 Khloe's BFF Malika Haaq helped to ring in the festivities!
 
Scott is FLY! Again, that is not debatable....

Images: Getty Images/WENN

Justin And Selena......ENOUGH!!!!

 

What on God's green earth.......SECURITY!!!

As if the previous photos of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez weren't enough to handle, NOW we have the teen couple involved in some more PDA, that involved azz grabbing.

*blank stare*

Oh yeah...they're screwing! I'm convinced......

Images: Splash