Trailer: "Basketball Wives" Season 3 (WHOA!!!)

I'm ashamed to say....May 30th can't get here fast enough! Yall already know I love foolishness....don't act surprised!

Dancers, the official trailer for VH1's hit reality show Basketball Wives is here and HUNTIIIIIII, ish just got real!

• Evelyn and Jennifer are STILL wearing GI-NORMOUS earrings as usual!
• Evelyn and Chad want twins so they are trying in vitro (Dancers, I am soooooooooooo serious....don't shoot the messenger). I just wish they would both go play in traffic. Dying wish....
• There is a new character on the show - Meeka Claxton
• Tami is STILL crazy as hell (getting into fights with Evelyn AND Meeka!). She is upset that Evelyn wants to capitalize off the phrase: "You Are A Non-Mutha-Phuckin Factor" by creating t-shirts, and Tami plans to sue her! Ummmmmm...okay!
• Royce has a new boo. THANK GOOD! Anybody but that doo-doo head that wore the sunglasses on the top of his head!
• Jennifer is upset with Royce that she "talks to her ex-husband on Twitter". Girl, SIT DOWN!
• and lastly, Royce and Evelyn get into a huge fight that involves, you guessed it.....flying drinks!

God, if you do NOTHING else before the world ends, send these heffas a sign that all publicity ain't good publicity! Because CLEARLY they're not hearing it from the Universe.

PS - Can Ochocinco find some business that involves pig skin and rolling around on the green turf with big sweaty men? Just asking....