If This Girl Doesn't Eat Something......

....I'm going to kill myself! And who wants that to happen, Dancers?!? I mean, who else will entertain you throughout the day?

Young girls and boys, I don't give a DAMN what LeAnn Rimes has to say about her being in the healthiest shape she has ever been in, blah blah blah......LIES! This shyt is unattractive to say the least.

Darling, a fried chicken platter with a side of FRIED macaroni and cheese (oh, yes!) with collard greens (Sunday dinner style) can do you some good.

Oh and FYI, this Post was written with love!

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Eddie Cibrian's Ex Joining "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills'

After much speculation, TMZ is reporting that Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife (and LeAnn Rimes' former arch-nemesis) Brandi Glanville will be joining The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Recently, Brandi and LeAnn have set aside their differences (considerig that LeAnn "stole" her man and all), so I'm wondering if she will be talking shyt about her on the show? God knows I hope....(I'm woman enough to admit).

Reportedly Brandi inked the deal very recently and has already begun shooting scenes for the show. We should expect to see the new season later this year.

I'm pumped!

LeAnn Rimes And Eddie Cibrian Get Hitched!

Well Well Well! Mistresses are being "wife'd up" more and more, I see. Good for them....

Solidifying their love for one another, LeAnn Rimes tied the knot with Eddie Cibrian in Malibu, CA on Friday (April 22). The country singer and her actor beau held a private ceremony at a local residence - surprising guests with the nuptials after the 40 attendees were expecting an engagement party. With Cibrian's sons Mason, 7, and Jake, 4, from his previous marriage to Brandi Glanville among the onlookers, Rimes' spokesman, Rhett Usry, told People on Friday evening, "LeAnn and Eddie were happily married today surrounded by their closest family and friends. They thank everyone for their well wishes."

Awwwwww *MAYJAH sarcasm*

And in true over zealous fashion, the new Mrs. Cibrian tweeted: 

"Eddie and I are overwhelmed by the amount of lovely well wishes. We are blessed and.... I'm Mrs. Cibrian!!!!! So wonderful to wake up as husband and wife. Love to all of you."

CONGRATS...I guess.

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